Dating someone with the same dietary habits is basically magical.
We never argue about where to eat.
Grocery shopping feels like going on a date.
And Patrick eats virtually anything I make for dinner.
Sometimes when I realize I’ve made too many quinoa and tofu stir-fries in a row, I decide to be nice and make him a real “man’s meal”. Meat and Potatoes style. Like a lumberjack would eat. Or a hipster that looks like a lumberjack would eat.
Manly Vegetarian Meal #1: Field Roast Sausage with mashed garlicky potatoes and maple brussel sprouts.
1) Buy some red creamer potatoes. Wash and slice off any icky parts. Slice in halves or quarters than add to a pot of water. Boil potatoes until soft (typically 20 minutes?)
2) Get some sort of awesome “meat” for your manly man. I recommend Field Roast’s apple and sage veggie sausage. I try to limit processed replacement meats and processed soy products to once a week. Moderation for everything, yo!
The ingredient list is pretty simple. Nothing weird in these babies!
3) Cook the delicious Field Roast on the stove top with a little bit of olive oil. At the same time, cook the brussel sprouts. I suggest cooking the sprouts over a medium heat and the veg sausage over a low heat.
4) One the potatoes are soft (and you can stick a fork through them easily), drain them and return them to the pot. Mash with a fork, add 1-2 teaspoons garlic, a splash of almond milk, and salt and pepper to taste. Mix well.
5) Drain your sprouts. Return to the pot. Drizzle 1 table spoon maple syrup over them.
6) Eat this delicious meal with your manly man. He’ll thank you. Then he’ll go back to playing his ukulele and wearing skinny jeans like the vinyl-collecting, vegetarian, hipster that you love.